i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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