The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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