So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
