I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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