Hey man sorry I got all grabby
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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