Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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