he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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