what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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