I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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