It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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