is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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