i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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