Just cropdusted the office
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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