Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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