I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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