come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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