They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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