doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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