no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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