so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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