He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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