So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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