just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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