Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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