Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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