never play flip cup with pint glasses
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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