dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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