Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
