Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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