the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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