So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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