This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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