I need help removing her.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
now i know why i became what i already was.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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