She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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