so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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