YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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