Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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