she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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