i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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