My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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