pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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