There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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