what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's rum buckets o'clock
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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