And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Holy shit dude........stairs
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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