i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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