two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She's the barista slut.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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