I will die if light touches me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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