Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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