White coat. Heels.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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