We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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