Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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