I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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