idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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