You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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