Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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