So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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