Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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