he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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